Cell Phones

Most useless toy ever.

Even the best ones drop calls, don't work where/when you actually need them. Their batteries die at the worst time, none will stay charged more than a week and that is only if you don't use it. They have the lamest games, Atari 2600 games rocked compared to those. Tiny little buttons usually in some stupid swooshy pattern aren't a bit intuitive. They take terrible pictures that people inevitably lose before anyone can see them, which seeing them isn't the greaest experience, like looking at a ViewMaster disk without the actual ViewMaster thingy.

Their annoying ringtone suck, especially those stupid pop song downloaded ones, which I get 500 spam emails a day to buy in Hotmail and Yahoo mailboxes. The minibrowser is garbage, only sites that support the browser well enough to use are those that want to sell you more stupid garbage to put on your little toy.

The only thing that sucks more than recieving imbecilic shorthand text messages is having to respond by sending a text message to some hipper than thou wanker on a tiny ill designed 'keyboard'.

The very worst of it all is that these lame communication devices even have stupid games, cameras, minibrowsers, and text messaging. It is a freaking phone! Make it actually able to make a phone call reliably every time!